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    72 yr old sub teacher caught jerking off in the hall

    I love the term "furiously masturbating" His pic looks like he still has his hand in his pants.

    http://news.yahoo.com/substitute-tea...172019048.html


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    He's 72, fucker can do what he wants.

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    You have to HAND it to him for his bravery

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    His memory has probably gotten bad with age, so he can't remember all the school hotties by the time he gets home. Needs to take care of business right then and there while the memories are fresh.

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    lol @ "furiously."

    WTF is he wearing anyway, a bulletproof vest?

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    Is there any other way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTRV8D View Post
    lol @ "furiously."

    WTF is he wearing anyway, a bulletproof vest?
    Perhaps it's a spooge proof vest

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    Every time I masturbate it is "furiously", I am not trying to make love to myself I am trying to skip the foreplay and get to the finish line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shuck View Post
    Every time I masturbate it is "furiously", I am not trying to make love to myself I am trying to skip the foreplay and get to the finish line.


    What? You don't like to cock block yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shuck View Post
    Every time I masturbate it is "furiously", I am not trying to make love to myself I am trying to skip the foreplay and get to the finish line.

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    One of the charges is "Risk of Injury to a Minor" I would plead not guilty to that one just to see how the prosecution argues that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich_S View Post
    His memory has probably gotten bad with age, so he can't remember all the school hotties by the time he gets home. Needs to take care of business right then and there while the memories are fresh.

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    i'm surprised he can get a hard on at 72. Maybe thats why he did it as it happens so rarely he figured he better take advantage of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobe Bryant View Post
    i'm surprised he can get a hard on at 72. Maybe thats why he did it as it happens so rarely he figured he better take advantage of it.
    Probably popping viagra like tic-tacs

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    Quote Originally Posted by shuck View Post
    Every time I masturbate it is "furiously", I am not trying to make love to myself I am trying to skip the foreplay and get to the finish line.

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    My sophomore year, there was a kid who got caught jerking it in study hall.

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    For a second I thought it was Charlie Watts

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    Quote Originally Posted by MOTRV8D View Post
    lol @ "furiously."

    WTF is he wearing anyway, a bulletproof vest?
    We call them turtle suits (they are green at our jail). Its basically a super thick gown they put on people that are on suicide watch. They are designed so the fabric can't easily be ripped apart to create a noose or fashioned to harm themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawdogws6 View Post
    My sophomore year, there was a kid who got caught jerking it in study hall.
    Gripping story. What happened next!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SadbutTrue View Post
    Gripping story. What happened next!?!?!
    Did he cum, or what?


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